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September 16, 2011 3:50 PM

Suggestions for a Sounders Mascot

Here it is, the end of the Seattle Sounders’ third season, and our beloved team still has no mascot. What gives? The Portland Timbers have...

September 14, 2011 4:40 PM

Because good friends butt in when friends are in long-term relationships. 1. Seattle is totally over your bad attitude; but it's all she...

September 9, 2011 4:54 PM

I listen to 92.5 frequently in my car. All four songs they play cheer me up when I'm stuck in traffic. Recently the drive-time program...

September 7, 2011 3:31 PM

It’s back-to-school week in Seattle. In that spirit, our editors have been reminiscing about "old school" lunchboxes we carried as kids....

September 6, 2011 4:19 PM

For many kids in Seattle, today or tomorrow marks the first day of school. Inspired by the collective groan I thought I heard echo across...

December 10, 2010 11:46 PM

Some things just don’t qualify for the “best” list. Here are 23 that are amusing, appalling, annoying or just plain asinine. A really bad...

January 1, 1970 12:33 AM

In January, seattle magazine's Grey Matters columnist Knute Berger aired our dirty teriyaki-loving laundry all over the front page of The...