In case the weekend shut-ins among us need a little help rounding off the perfect horror movie marathon. (Watch at your own discretion – we can’t be responsible for any “accidents.”)
Listed in no particular order:
You will never look at Jeff Goldblum the same way again.
Night of the Living Dead (1968)
The zombie movie that schooled the rest.
Natalie Portman scares me.
Most tense elevator scene ever.
“The Citizen Kane of ventriloquism movies.” –Topless Robot on IMDB
High school is a terrible place.
The Night of the Hunter
Robert Mitchum will actually make your skin crawl.
Pan’s Labyrinth and The Orphanage
Guillermo del Toro manages to charm and horrify simultaneously.
Let the Right One In
Sweet, arty, creepy.
The Ring or Ringu
Don’t expect to sleep anywhere near a television set for a few nights.
Abbot and Costello Meet the Mummy
American Horror Story (on FX)
Scary as hell. Strangely, made by the same guy who created Glee.
Walking Dead (AMC)
Good old-fashioned zombie apocalypse meets new Southern gothic. (Season 1 is on Netflix.)
Texas Chainsaw Massacre
"So many jump-out- of-your-seat surprises!" — A.A.S., Citysearch, Oct 16, 2003
Michael Meyers, you've got issues.
Friday the 13th part II
Find out why Jason is killing people.
What a twist! (You can skip the sequels.)
The animatronic cowboys are coming to life!
Scary mutant children, plus Oliver Reed.
Ballerinas meet witches. No Natalie Portman.
Twilight Zone (the original series, not the movie)
One ultimate existential crisis after another. Avoid watching alone.
Compiled with help from: Rachel Tell-tale Hart, Frankristein Russell, Leatherface Scheff, Creature from-the-Deep Bay, Brangien Bates-Davis, Bond RedRumerman and Kate Draculamusa